Selective Amnesia There was a point to this. But I forgot.

We’ve seen this before, but it’s still fun.

Introducing LolluCats!

The Wedding Movie

Is this new, or am I the last one to see it?

Because we are stuck in a phase

If I were a stand-up comedian…

I’d probably spend an extra-ordinary time on jokes about porcupines.
One, for you all specially.

What would you tell a misbehaving porcupine? Don’t be a prick. (And I’ll follow that up with an understated “Be many” line.
I think it would be very hard for a porcupine to be social. I mean, you can’t go up and give a friend a hug, can you? Or comfort one who’s crying. And I dare not think what two of them do at night, in the bed. Painful, unless you were a porcupine into pain and SM.
On the other hand, if you were a porcupine, you can never run out of needles. And you’d be brilliant on facebook. You know, with the whole poke a friend thing.

The funniest, most awesome line. Ever.*

From here.
The French Revolution begins with a distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack on the Bastille.

[Via Silk list]

*Yes, I know such a claim is at best subjective. Still…

The middle-east has many cultural and religious practices alien from the rest of the world…

...which’s why, when I started a new restaurant, I named it