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9Mar/070

How to become a copywriter -3

Generating strong, memorable, relevant brand-names that work across cultural differences.




















List 1   List 2
1) FedEx

2) DurEx

3) KleenEx

4) FarEx

5) ForEx

6) SEx

    1) Kwality

2) Kwicky

3) Kween

4) Kwilt

5) Kwueue

6) Kwote

List 3 – Helpful suffix-i (Like cacti)   List 4 – Helpful prefix-i
1) Systems

2) Communications

3) Technologies

4) Team

5) Performas

6) Pvt. Ltd.

7) (India) Pvt. Ltd.

8) PLC

9) CLC

10) International

11) Intercontinental

12) Intergalactical

13) Inc.

14) Ink.

15) Pink.

16) Telecom

    1) World of

2) Universal

3) Life

4) Aardvark

5) e

6) i

7) Ze

8) Le

9) Un

10) Der

[Others in the series: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

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7Mar/072

How to become a copywriter -2

Brand building – the Tagline method. (She made me do it!)

01) Established (17/18/19)20
02) The original since (17/18/19)(01/02/....99)
03) Customer service our motto
04) Our mission, your vision
05) Trust. Value. Service.
06) Grow with us
07) You can bank upon us
08) We (read/eat/do/sleep/bank/travel/verb) with . What about you?
09) Changing (the way/how you/how India)(your/our)(you/we) (lives/have sex/future/bank/study/invest/eat/sleep/travel/buy/trade/snort)
10) Creating (value/trust/babies/rabies)
11) Enabling (you/society/your family/us) (change/live/get laid/eat/sleep/create/value/growth)
12) In pursuit of (dreams/love/happiness/value/customers/death/the absurd)
13) Enduring (value/traditions/itch/pain/support/service)
14) Poised for (growth/jumping off the cliff)
15) Because (you/we/our Chairman’s dog’s fleas/India/stock market ratings) are important to us
16) What the (public/voice of the country/Chairman’s mistress/government judicial committee) demanded

[Others in the series: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

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6Mar/070

How to become a copywriter

Redefined!
Unplugged!!
Never before
We know (insert noun) better.
All New!
Presenting.
Introducing!
First time in (insert country/state/city/panchayat name)!
100% natural/artificial/naturally artificial ingredients.
Trusted by
Recommended by
Just for you
Hurry!
Inspired excellence
Excellence inspired
Trusted for over 2/5/10/20/50/100/300/1000 minutes/days/weeks/months/years
Be there
Come and get it

[Others in the series: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

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29Sep/061

Writing as a career.

A lot of people, and I mean in the 100s, ask me about (copy)writing as a career. Off the net, and on it. Here’s a little something for them all.

  • Writing for advertising is a lot less about actual writing and a lot more about arguing on behalf of your client/product. While the base is writing (and thinking up what to write/show) it is not the end.
  • which leads to

  • You need to know (instinctively or otherwise) what the client wants to communicate, and find the easiest way to do it
  • because

  • There are more dumb people on earth (including you and I) and these are the people who buy the blasted product/service which means you need to talk to them in a language they would understand. Language not necessarily the dialectic one.
  • and

  • The only way you can find out if you are any good as a writer, is to actually try it. See if you can earn money with your writing. And not google adsense money. I mean offline, real-world money

23Sep/062

Not the regular SelAm post

An ad agency in Madras is looking for Account Executives, with roughly 2-3 years of relevant experience. If you are looking for a change, or know someone who is, do mail me at chandrachoodan@gmail.com

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5May/0612

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20Sep/044

Uninteresting, moody, irrelevant post. Don’t!

Madras is witness to two types of Rainfall. One is the short, heavy burst. Raging, powerful, but brief. The whole spell lasts no longer than 30 minutes at the most. While brief, it is pungent. Raindrops slash you, piercing the thick hide of dust and grime that collects on you. To hit your very soul.

Then there is the nagging, slow, soft, but persistent rain. The kind that begins slow and hesitant. Like a young maiden. Gaining confidence in itself to grow up. But modest. The kind of rain that threatens to blow over the next minute. But hanging on. Like a loose tooth that doesn’t fall off. Always there, nagging at you.

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