1409 people read Selective Amnesia!
I did say I will write about Goundamani and Senthil next, but this just came in. Fucking unbelievable. SelAm has 1409 subscribers? Fuck! Unbelievable.
All right, even assuming that only 10% of Rojo’s hits are genuine subscriptions, that’s a lot of subscribers (214) for this measly little blog. This changes a lot of things. A lot!
Perhaps, world domination is not far off.
My next post…
...will be on Goundamani, Senthil and their genius at comedy.
Meanwhile, I sincerely request you to read this post.
comedy | 
Goundamani | 
senthil | 
tamil
All that’s left is for them to kick me out of the place
First, they give you a life-time-achievement award. Next, they make you a veteran. Then they throw you out.
~anon genius
I went from step 0 to step 2. Thank you, Amit.
Finally, recognition
After 3 years of selfless service to the denizens of the blogosphere, I finally get my recognition. Cow Hater Ammu and her/his gang of lovelies have voted me into the top slot for the category of “Which blogger’s blog should be banned by our government?”
I am currently at 65% of the votes – I request all of my dear readers to go forth now and vote (use multiple IP addresses, please) for me. I’d like to get at-least 90% of the votes.
Gaming the search
Sometimes, I wonder if I am letting my blog go to rot. You see, I have this rather good Google Page Rank – 6. But, I hardly use it to my advantage. While I should be writing of sex, Sania Mirza’s boobs, Britney Spears’ commando outing, Riya Sen’s sleazy sex scandal, The Stock Market and BSE Sensex, Mutual Funds, or stuff that folks are searching the most for, all I end up writing is about my own dumb blog, and my misguided attempts at epistolary fiction and what not. I know not politics and what Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton are up to in the US. Neither am I conversant with the whole Singur controversy, and what aunty Mamta Bannerjee does to reduce her weight. At best, I have a fleeting knowledge of the advertising industry, and how it applies to Chennai.
Every once in a while, people search for Silk Smitha and land on my blog. And leave immediately. What good does it do? They don’t click the carefully disguised ad sense block.
This translates to pathetic traffic to my blog. Heck, I can’t even fucking preach convincingly enough for a puke. And what good is it being a member of the Libertarian Cartel if even Amit Varma doesn’t link to my blog often enough? I think I should just shut up and take more photos.
But, fuck, flickr might not always be open.
Search Engine Optimisation is, in my opinion, bullshit.
Tags: Search Engine Optimization, SEO, gaming, gaming the search
A blogroll less
I must say, not having a mile-long blogroll feels very cool. And light. I will have to find out a way to get all you folks to link to me, but not expect a link back. Yet feel that I am pandering to your ego. Ought to be easy.
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Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan is a copywriter, photographer and goofball from Chennai. He is also an archaeologist, historian and a city lover. He is currently a documentary film-maker and desk-monkey for a film production house.
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