A ditty. No, I don’t want your pity
Oh doctors and hospitals, how I love thee. Let me count the ways.
An arthritic wrist.
Kinda more or less fixed.
An arthritic back
Shot in the sack
Dry itchy eyes, no cries
Here, eye drops. And some fries.
Very drooly mouth. Oh no, not lecherous
Just an enlarged salivary gland, whew not cancerous
doctors and nurses and drugs and insurance
please, laugh along, no condolences.
(Written, or well, thought up caught in traffic on the way home from yet another doctor’s appointment.)
My eyes have been opened. My ways have been corrected.
Thank you, Proud Balija Naidu. You have given me my pedigree, have shown me why I am wrong and rewritten my history.
Hi Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan ! Are you a Ceylon Tamil (Demala) ? I am damn sure u are one. Only you Ceylon Demalas have this kind of name, i.e., Chandrachoodan. Only u Demalas want to vivisect India & create a greater Tamil Nadu. When u can’t defeat the tiny Lankan Army, how can u defeat our mighty Indian Army ? Ur stout leader Prabhakaran was axed to death. So, stop daydreaming. Your leader PERIYAR EVR belonged to our caste. U Tamils are good-for-nothing fellows. Only our Periyar liberated u Tamils from the clutches of the Brahmins. You Tamilians are useless bastards.
To the visitor from Brampton, Ontario
Hello!
Much, much, much many thanks. 27 page views over 30 minutes? Wow! Even I don’t spend that much time on my blog.
C
Bile, vile, guile and such
This post which, even to some of the unassuming simpletons I know, is an exercise in satire and sarcasm and general leg-pulling, has seen some of the vilest commenting and flame-baiting I’ve seen on any blog. I’ve no choice but to close comments, and hope the stench slowly disappears over time.
That’s it.
I’ve never done this, not on any of the blogs I wrote/had some kind of association with. But it’s gone a bit too far. I’ve closed comments on my Chennai vs. Bangalore post. Too many nitwits (including I) have gotten into that post and churning it into murky crap. Priya, her fans, Bangalore supporters, Madras folks: Shut the fuck up!
The irony
Priya writes on my Chennai vs. Bangalore post:
Hello u chennai people, just dont bluff anything about bangalore. Bangalore can never be compared with chennai . Chennai is such a worst place . only roads are good and nothing else. can u find a good climate in chennai . can u find good resturants in chennai or atleast good buses . chennai is fit for nothing. people know only tamil. and nothing else. and they dont speak proper english also. but come to bangalore, we will teach u to speak good english,and wht only those stupid beaches are there in tht chennai which was afffected by tsunami. and it has lost its beauty . but here we dont have beaches but we have lots of greenaries. and we dont have dust,smoke and pollution. and see our bangalore buses they are so beautiful to see. but in chennai one cant sit in the bus.its just like a bullock cart. very funny. and i dont think tht food is good in chennai . only pongal and rice , wht else u get there no shit is there in chennai , see before commenting on Bangalore better try to improve ur Shit city Chennai. pls try to make it clean. and mind ur blady words and dont speak about our Garden city Bangalore. I LOVE MY BANGALORE.




