Selective Amnesia There was a point to this. But I forgot.

28Mar/115

A ditty. No, I don’t want your pity

Oh doctors and hospitals, how I love thee. Let me count the ways.

An arthritic wrist.
Kinda more or less fixed.
An arthritic back
Shot in the sack
Dry itchy eyes, no cries
Here, eye drops. And some fries.
Very drooly mouth. Oh no, not lecherous
Just an enlarged salivary gland, whew not cancerous
doctors and nurses and drugs and insurance
please, laugh along, no condolences.

(Written, or well, thought up caught in traffic on the way home from yet another doctor’s appointment.)

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  1. Next time we catch up, let’s record this in your impressive baritone and some meesik can be added later

  2. Heh!
    Nice and short ditty.
    Composed while travelling in a city.
    And as is your suited style,
    between messages, it is witty.

  3. No pity, just sending you plenty of good (healthy!) thoughts. :)

  4. Lol. Witty ditty indeed.

    Be well! :)

  5. Can we show concern? Long live flower therapy!


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