Selective Amnesia There was a point to this. But I forgot.

Two in Bristol

I am sorry, but not surprised, to see that the west hasn’t progressed since the Cartelian stalwart first made this very important observation. What is worse, the average quality and strength of the paper in the toilets leave a lot to be desired. In a far-too-politically-correct, nanny-state UK, I am surprised no government has yet prescribed minimum standards for toilet rolls.