Bile, vile, guile and such

This post which, even to some of the unassuming simpletons I know, is an exercise in satire and sarcasm and general leg-pulling, has seen some of the vilest commenting and flame-baiting I’ve seen on any blog. I’ve no choice but to close comments, and hope the stench slowly disappears over time.

Posted by Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan on June 11th, 2009 | Filed in This Blog |


19 Responses to “Bile, vile, guile and such”

  1. hari Says:

    The level of idiocy displayed in the comments is stunning. :)

    I would say it’s even a tad below the kind of comments seen on the Fake IPL blog, which is saying something.

  2. Shyam Says:

    Yennadhu idhu ? Comments after so many days ? Yellam unnoda bad time da CC ;-)

    Shyam

  3. anantha Says:

    That’s why i close comments after 90 days ;)

    Chance kidaicha vetti pasanga yosikka maatanunga!

  4. Rohit Says:

    Why did you have to close the comments ?
    Those mindbendingly stupid comments displayed a new level of idiocy, somewhere between youtube and yahoo answers. Good fun to read

  5. Revs Says:

    OMG!! Ridiculous. Even someone with the meanest intelligence (ME!!) would easily understand the tone in which that particular post was written and that you had no ideas of actually going around acquiring land and naming it after you (or did you?? :P:P)
    But seriously Totally totally idiotic. 2 and half years and people still continue to display astounding levels of stupidity.
    but LOL@ the comments. Was good fun reading them!!
    Errr can i start a war again here? Plizz plizz?? :P

    I AM TAMIL
    I LOVE TAMIL CULTURE :P:P

  6. kutty Says:

    Dey Chandrachoodan pandey….......Thayoleeeee…..........

    Come for buying land…We will put fire on your kundi (back side) and drive you out!

  7. chennairamblings Says:

    Oh CC, you keep putting spanner in the works I say.
    Now what do I do for entertainment when I am bored and sitting in front of the PC?
    Atleast the comments on that post and the Bangalore vs Chennai one kept us entertained on long days …

  8. mar00ned Says:

    http://xkcd.com/386/ :-)

  9. kutty Says:

    Hey pandeys…................Are u thinking of a separate tamil nation? If so, stop! We will pluck the tongues of those bastards…...
    Thayoli….......
    Kunna….......
    Mayire…........
    Koothara…........
    Koodhi….................
    Pulayadi….............
    Kazhuveri…..........
    Parapoori…............
    Kenapunde…..........

  10. Krishnan Says:

    Perhaps the biggest disadvantage of cheap internet is that it gives dumbfucks like kutty a chance to express their idiocy in public.

  11. Krishnan Says:

    Oh; I forgot to ask. Shouldn’t there be a comma after ‘This post’? :)

  12. kutty Says:

    Dey parapoori pandey krishnan…............
    Who gave you this name krishnan? it should be Kunnan?........koothra pulayadi mone…...Pothada vaye…............You people dont know to read & write (illiterate bastards,poorianchies).............Do u want seperate nation? We will throw all of pandey poories out of India and you can make a seperate nation whre ever u want…...

    Tamils are bastards…..
    Tamils are poories…....
    Tmails are mayirans…......
    Tamils are thayoilies…........
    Tamils are stray dogs….........
    Tamils are pooripandeys….......

  13. kutty Says:

    Pandeys are good only for shaving poodas in kunnas

  14. kutty Says:

    Koothara pandui

  15. fakemallu Says:

    this kutty guy makes me feel bad about being a mallu! damn! its a joke man… the post is a joke. read it, get it. its a joke!

    i swear to god CC, not all mallus are stupid!

  16. kutty Says:

    Dey Chandrachoodan…........
    Dey koothara pandey…........
    Its not a joke. We will fix rocket in ur kundy, put fire and make you fall in arabian sea.

    Chandrachoodan koothara…......
    Chandrachoodan Pulayadi…......
    Chandrachoodan Thayolee…......
    Chandrachoodan Mayirandee…......
    Chandrachoodan Poorathadi…......
    Chandrachoodan Koothi…......

  17. Sesh Says:

    My dear kutty,

    Where ever he falls in the Arabian sea, we will ask Agastya to reclaim that piece of land. We will call it Tamil Nadu.

    This way, it is oray kalula rendu maanga. Parasurama rescued people at sea and reclaimed land. However, as agastya reclaims he rescues CC. Kerala would then be surrounded by land on all sides which would mean that their naval force will be rendered useless. In effect, these navy personnel would have to be recommissioned in the army forces (remember, based on some preliminary feasibility studies, you guys had concluded that there was very little land amid the lagoons to lay out a runway for the air-force fighter planes to take off without hitting the coconut trees on the way (and borrowing land from TN is not an option, duh!), so your air-force ideas never took off. Suddenly, you guys find yourself equipped with an army that is fighting among itself about which is the more superior among the defense forces. So if it comes to TN being the aggressor, waging war will not be an option. The reasons being, the road hartals prevent free army tank traffic, protests from soft porn stars against such an operation (for how will they show their faces (um?) in kollywood again?) and the NRI’s don’t care.

    So, before issuing such highly scary ultimatums against my rathathin ratham, please consider the above.

    Hoping to continue this conversation later.

    Regards,

    Sesh

    P.S. -> To all other keralites, all in good humor. Part of our roots are in Kerala as well.

  18. Sesh Says:

    and Kutty,

    Chandrachoodan Pandey would me he is from UP. If literacy is so high at your place, why do you make such spelling errors? Go back to school, for more than one reason.

  19. Kutty Says:

    Da pulayadi mone, Pandey,

    All these koothara pandeys are disgrace to India, YOu have not seen the gate of school,asking us to go to school. Illiterate bastards.

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