Breaking News
In the wake of the recent terror attacks in Bombay, comes this latest development. A spokesperson for the hitherto unheard of All India Irony Deficient Progressive Party (AID-PP) has asked for the Tata Group Chairman Mr. Ratan Tata to take responsibility for the terror attacks inside his hotel and resign from his post. Meanwhile, Maneka Gandhi has called for a nationwide bandh to protest the atrocities committed against terrorists. In an announcement to the press, she is quoted as saying “the police and army have acted harshly and irresponsibly. Terrorists are humans too and deserve our love and respect.” Meanwhile Mamohan Singh has stunned critics and admirers by acting impulsively, and without consulting Sonia Gandhi, by rushing to a coffee shop near the Taj for a cup of tea. The Income Tax department and the ministry of Information & Broadcasting is planning to introduce a new tax on news channels overusing screen space to put meaningless logos like “Warzone Mumbai” and “Mumbai under siege”.
The NSG commandos are still hard at work.
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November 28th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
if it wasn’t possibly true—it would be funny
November 28th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
“the police and army have acted harshly and irresponsibly. Terrorists are humans too and deserve our love and respect.”
Boss – that statement is only reserved for Teesta Setalvad. Maneka Gandhiyin peyarai ubayoga paduthuvadhai vanmayaga kandikkiren.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
what about raj thackeray and his sena? isnt he upset that the nsg commandos saving his ass r not all mumbaikars???
November 29th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Harini: Oh man, yeah. I am sorry, I should have actually waited for them to do all that I said now and just link to it.
Krishnan: Pardon the error.
Trauma: Hmm – they are probably helping the Marati manoos by building a statue for the manoos in Pune.
December 1st, 2008 at 8:37 am
Add human rights wallahs to the list too. “The terrorists deserve some human rights too.They were engaged in a fight after a long journey without a chance to enjoy dinner at either Taj or Trident or Mumbai CST. ”
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
This is the time when Human Rights activists will be completely invisible. After all the death of a few hundred civilians seems a small matter when compared to handing out death penalty to a ruthless terrorist who has gunned down helpless people in cold blood.
Wait until it’s time for the captured terrorist to be put on trial and punished and watch the Teesta Setalvads of the world come out with their hoary battle cries.