Twitter meets, Khala Ghoda festivals and my growing irrelevance.
Once upon a time, the blog world looked up to me to hold blog meets. If I didn’t deem it right, Blogger X never got to see Blogger Y’s or Blogger Z’s or Blog-city K’s face. It was my sole responsibility, my fiefdom even. What is more, other bloggers in other cities actively invited me to come to their cities so they could hold blog meets in my honour. And with me as chief guest and chief draw.
Now, with a growing blogosphere upstart young people have usurped that power from me (I’m looking at you, Mr. GAPP).
Still, I take it upon myself to publicise as many offline meets as possible.
It is in that office that this post is written.
@Gauravonomics is holding a Twitter meet for Twitter-ites from Bombay. The original idea, in his own words, was:
In Mumbai? On Twitter? Let’s meet up!
But then, he realised that not enough Indians are on twitter yet, and so the Mumbai tweetmeet adopted the funny as hell new mission statement.
Each one, Tweet one
(If you didn’t get this, you are too young. Which, going by the age of all upstart young bloggers, is true of you, dear reader)
So anyway, if you are in Mumbai, do go to the tweetmeet. And do tweet one.
Secondly, and this comes from Zigzackly saar (who is not an upstart blogger.), Khala Ghoda Arts festival has two kinds of competition going on/to be held. One is a short-film contest and the other one is a lantern making one. The idea I suppose is to combine the two – watch a short film by the light of a lantern. (Or, not.) The details for both events are here and here, respectively. Do check it out.
And, between all these kick-ass events, you have a little time, shed a tear for my total sidelining. Oh woe!
Modi. Politics. Indifference.
People
I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck. About. Politics.
I. Don’t. Care.
I. Don’t.
Edwards. Romney. Paul. Obama. Clinton. They don’t affect me in any way. Who the fuck cares about them? I don’t even care about Modi, for fuck’s sake. If Karunanidhi announces a major policy change tomorrow, I wouldn’t bother about it unless it involved me and my money. So. Shut. UP!
C
Poetry and performance
Stringing random words together and calling it poetry.
Is yuck! At best, adultery.
Poetry is not about your angst. It’s not about emotions and feelings and growing up pains. Those are at best inspirations for your poetry. Sometimes not the best kind. Especially when every second teenager does the same thing. Poetry is when prose sings. When words rise up and dance and slap you in the face. When a metaphor makes love to a simile and gives birth to new perspectives, new meanings. Poetry. Is. Not. Random.
For me, poetry is best left on paper. But, if people do want to read it out, is it too much to ask that said poetry is good?
What’s the Godwin’s law equivalent for religion?
Over at the Metroblogging Chennai site, I’d written a post about my sepia-tinted visits to Marina, and the things we did there. And asked people if they had a Marina tradition as well. Two days later, that post has veered completely off track and is now debating brahmanism, hinduism, carvaka philosophy and hamam soaps. I love the blogosphere, I really do!
This reminds me, somebody quickly formulate a law, on the lines of Godwin’s, for gays, please. Every 10th comment in any thread will reference gays. Or gay-ness.
50 million missing women in India. Found
I am not kidding. Those 50 million women said to be missing in India are all in one place. SiliconIndia. ‘Strewth, mate. They are all there, and adding me as a friend every day. Today’s Tia Mathur. Yesterday was Neha Ghosh. The day before was Lina Something. I am extremely, and I really mean extremely, thrilled all these women find me interesting enough to add me as a friend. But I think I shall stick with Orkut and Facebook for now.
Wieden’s Wood
WK, the agency that’s my current obsession, has a fun thing going, with Wieden’s Wood. Check it out, grow your tree, have fun.




