If I were a stand-up comedian…
I’d probably spend an extra-ordinary time on jokes about porcupines.
One, for you all specially.
What would you tell a misbehaving porcupine? Don’t be a prick. (And I’ll follow that up with an understated “Be many” line.
I think it would be very hard for a porcupine to be social. I mean, you can’t go up and give a friend a hug, can you? Or comfort one who’s crying. And I dare not think what two of them do at night, in the bed. Painful, unless you were a porcupine into pain and SM.
On the other hand, if you were a porcupine, you can never run out of needles. And you’d be brilliant on facebook. You know, with the whole poke a friend thing.
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October 7th, 2007 - 20:35
If you were a stand up comedian on an American channel, it would probably go like this
you see.. mmm mmm mmbwbwbwbwbw…
(hahahahha)
did you know… mwmwme mwmwmwmwm wmm
(hahahahahaha)
I was once… wmmwmwm mwmwmmwmwmw mwmw
(hahahhaahahahaha)
etc.
All you have to learn is to talk in an accent that nobody can figure out and you’ll be the stand-up comedian of the year.