Selective Amnesia

Facebook, vampires, Kate Beckinsale and other fundaes

So, on facebook, applications are big. One ofwhich is the ‘Vampires’ application, and another is the ‘Warewolfs’. (And then there are ‘Zombies’.) I’ve already been turned into a vampire by a friend. Now, somebody wants to turn me into a warewolf. Correct me if I am wrong, but unless you are a direct descendant of Corvinus, you can’t be both a vampire and a warewolf, right? Isn’t that what the great movie Underworld taught us? Now, as far as I know (I have spent a little time researching my family tree) I have no ancestor named Corvinus. So, and I am very sorry about it, my dear friends on facebook, I’ll have to evade you. If it is any consolation, I used to like wolves better than bats.