Aishwarya Rai may not get sexy. But this blog just might
Since we are not, can not, may not or ahem ‘able not’ to write in a way that is both entertaining and insightful (we must point out we have been both, and at times in the same post) enough to keep this little labour of blade, Selective Amnesia, alive and kicking, we invite you to do so. Or, using fewer words, ‘Do you want to Guest Blog at Selective Amnesia?’
Basic qualifications we look for in a potential guest blogger(or even, bloggeri. One must not be a misogynist)
- Write. Often, long and competently
- Distinguish between SelAm and Salem
- Swear eternal allegiance to the Man. (Where Man = Chandrachoodan)
- Disrespect all rules, including this one
- Know how to count beyond 5
The question might arise – ‘What’s in it for Uncle Sam, heh?’ We are not sure of Uncle Sam’s stand in this issue, but what you’ll get in return is the fame, popularity and did I mention fame? that comes from writing on a blog where google search referrals far outnumber referrals from other blogs. You also get to balance a chip on your shoulder.
If you can handle the gruelling deadlines (what?) and the large number of comments (well, yes, spam comments. But the operating word is comment) leave one here. Or mail us at the email id given to the right.





August 15th, 2007 - 06:08
Profile a maathu—you no longer live in Madras.
August 16th, 2007 - 11:31
so how long is it going to be before you come back disguised as a guest blogger?
may i suggest “sheiks n dreams” as the next topic for guest blogger Al Bibak Laater.
August 17th, 2007 - 18:05
I like being a guest. I’ll get sweet, karam and kaapi. anything for hits I say.
August 18th, 2007 - 19:57
This is so non-effing funny!
Very good!! As someone who loves the English language, I really like this post!
BTW, is this a sexy blogger, or a sexu blocker?