Arise, oh Tamil Nation

Today a grave injustice has been done unto you. Today, the name of the Tamils has been sullied. Our great culture, our ancient way of life, our 1,00,000 year old civilisation has been smeared with mud.

Germaine Greer, that ignorant, racist individual has called Shilpa Shetty a Tamil.

No!
No!
I understand your anger. I understand your sentiment. But just decapitating Greer’s head with our world-famous Arivaal will not help. Today a Greer. Tomorrow a Peer. No. As I said, we need to rise up as one, and end this once and for all.

India shall burn for such gross injustice! This is not an isolated incident, my dear blood-of-my-blood. This is a vast Hindi conspiracy to dumb down the razor-sharp tamil brain, and to steal our IT and ITES skills. A war on our literature, on our way of life.

Even as I speak, my trusted lieutenant, Chenthil is drawing up the plans for the resurgence. The great Tamil Nation will once again rule the world.

First stop, Mangalore.

Posted by Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan on January 18th, 2007 | Filed in General/Unclassified |


11 Responses to “Arise, oh Tamil Nation”

  1. neha Says:

    Haha! Very amusing no?

  2. Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan Says:

    Amusing! How dareth thou! The blood boils. The heart throbs. The brain boggles. The mind numbs. At such an injustice done to us.

  3. Jax Says:

    What happened to the “Udal mannukku, uyir tamilukku’ statement?

  4. Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan Says:

    It is alive and well, Jax. But, when Shettys want to be Tamil, the Uyir kondalichufies

  5. Sleepyface Says:

    I think we should trade mangaluru with chennai.

  6. K.Shyam Says:

    macchi;
    why mangalore ? nera londonukku padai yeduppom. por murasu kottatum. vetri namadhe ;-)
    K.Shyam

  7. I Says:

    She’s Tulu. Tulu came from Thamizh. For that matter Thamizh is the mother of Sanskrit, Latin, Greek, English, German and all Latin languages. So everyone in this world is Thamizh.

  8. JK Says:

    I think you should subject her to non-stop Rajni movies.

  9. Jax Says:

    Rajni movies? No, Vijaya T. Rajendharr’s perhaps…..

  10. I Propose A Contest at Sleisha Cuppax Fundaes (w)Only Says:

    [...] …between the KTs and the Tams to see who gets more offended by Germaine Greer. The Tams, bless them, have already been insulted that Germaine Greer has elevated a mere Mangalorean to the master race. The contest can start properly once Mangaloreans get wild at Germaine Greer confusing one of them for people who couldn’t make a decent fish curry to save their life. We can keep score by seeing who burns more state transport buses. And if Crocodile Hunter fans want to join in, all the more fun. [...]

  11. P.Swamy Says:

    How long do we have to wait to show the world that we the Tamils are the legitimate rulers of this ignorant world?

    Only Tamil can bring the light needed for this ignorant world.

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