Arise, oh Tamil Nation
Today a grave injustice has been done unto you. Today, the name of the Tamils has been sullied. Our great culture, our ancient way of life, our 1,00,000 year old civilisation has been smeared with mud.
Germaine Greer, that ignorant, racist individual has called Shilpa Shetty a Tamil.
No!
No!
I understand your anger. I understand your sentiment. But just decapitating Greer’s head with our world-famous Arivaal will not help. Today a Greer. Tomorrow a Peer. No. As I said, we need to rise up as one, and end this once and for all.
India shall burn for such gross injustice! This is not an isolated incident, my dear blood-of-my-blood. This is a vast Hindi conspiracy to dumb down the razor-sharp tamil brain, and to steal our IT and ITES skills. A war on our literature, on our way of life.
Even as I speak, my trusted lieutenant, Chenthil is drawing up the plans for the resurgence. The great Tamil Nation will once again rule the world.
First stop, Mangalore.
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January 18th, 2007 - 14:50
Haha! Very amusing no?
January 18th, 2007 - 14:58
Amusing! How dareth thou! The blood boils. The heart throbs. The brain boggles. The mind numbs. At such an injustice done to us.
January 18th, 2007 - 17:18
What happened to the “Udal mannukku, uyir tamilukku’ statement?
January 18th, 2007 - 17:38
It is alive and well, Jax. But, when Shettys want to be Tamil, the Uyir kondalichufies
January 18th, 2007 - 17:57
I think we should trade mangaluru with chennai.
January 18th, 2007 - 20:06
macchi;
why mangalore ? nera londonukku padai yeduppom. por murasu kottatum. vetri namadhe
K.Shyam
January 18th, 2007 - 23:59
She’s Tulu. Tulu came from Thamizh. For that matter Thamizh is the mother of Sanskrit, Latin, Greek, English, German and all Latin languages. So everyone in this world is Thamizh.
January 19th, 2007 - 03:27
I think you should subject her to non-stop Rajni movies.
January 19th, 2007 - 15:20
Rajni movies? No, Vijaya T. Rajendharr’s perhaps…..
February 13th, 2007 - 18:45
How long do we have to wait to show the world that we the Tamils are the legitimate rulers of this ignorant world?
Only Tamil can bring the light needed for this ignorant world.