Selective Amnesia

SuperCommieBastard

A question on Ask Yahoo goes, ‘Superman stood for “truth, justice, and the American way,” so did he ever have a communist equivalent in the Soviet Union or China?’

My answer – Superman was a commie bastard, through and through. Here’s why.

• He’s a man of steel. Which goes perfectly with the whole Iron Curtain thing.
  (Plus, Stalin means Man of steel, says Anand. What more do you want as proof?)


• He’s is always rushing to help the poor, little man on the street. Beat that, you capitalist pigs.


• He has a thing for red – red underwear, red cape, red heads for girlfriends.


• He can’t not fight for injustice and the suppressed.


• He comes from a strange planet where everybody’s name has a K in it, like Karl MarKs, EKta Kapoor, Noam ChomsKy, Anna KourniKova, ArundKati RKoy, FredriK EngKels, KAnand Krishnamoorthi, N. RaKm, Katrina Kaif…and to top it all – Krish! Do I need give more?


• He has a dog names Krypton. Like, seriously! Have you ever heard of an American/Capitalist naming their dog Krypton?


• I thought I had one more reason, but turns out I don’t. But you just have to take my word for it. Superman was a Commie Bastard

There you have it.