Unfortunately, this will be the norm
Dear ol’ friends,
I know all of you are, even as I am writing this, writhing on the floor, suffering from withdrawal symptoms. I do know it’s been incredibly long since this blog featured anything remotely resembling an original post. I know.
Unfortunately, the last three four weeks have been so incredibly hectic, and banal, I have got nothing to say. And no time to say it in.
Which means, to your misfortune, SelAm, the source of stupidity, logical fallacy, arbitrary value judgement and preaching to the public, will be bereft of the same. Can’t help it. If you do need a quick, dirty fix, I am sure my favourite blogger will oblige. I think he has already.
Thank you.
P.S. Yes, this and some of my recent posts do resemble Nilu’s in style. I am aware it is an issue I need to look into. But, I am damned if I can find the time to do so.
What advertising does
Advertising solves problems.
Advertising solves the problem of what to buy, when to buy, where to buy and how much to pay for it.
And that is why, advertising is essential for trade, for life.
I concur
So, here goes. To the tune of, who the heck am I kidding, any tune. Make it loud
Fuck ya, you old bugger
I think you are just a mugger
Get lost, you don’t get any burger
No siree, not from this Kruger.
I am in awe.
So, I get a mail from a man-power agency.
Dear Friends following Requirements may not match for some of the job seekers. In that cases please refer any one who is having fluent communication In English OR Hindi.Hi ,
VT Manpower Consultancy Services Pvt Ltd. is the leading Manpower providers for IT and ITES Companies in South India.
Now we are recruiting for world’s 2nd biggest BPO Company SITEL .So Please refer any no of friends.
If the candidate is not interested with SITEL then they can choose our other clients like E-Serve, ALLSEC, E4E, HCL BPO, Sify, HTMT and etc. (SOME COMPANIES ARE STILL IN PROCESS. We are having Opening with all Leading Call Center/BPO in Chennai).
*******Please forward this mail to all groups and your friends. **********
Skill Set: Fluent communication In English OR Hindi OR Marketing Skills
Education: 10th to any degree
Salary: Based on their Experience
Positions are based on their experience.
No of Openings: More Then 2500
*******Please forward this mail to all groups and your friends.**********
If you are interested then please Walk in to our office Directly
I have got nothing more to say.
Disclaimer: I originally wanted to blank out the names of the organisations mentioned in the mail. But that would be too much work. And would end up diluting the mail. This mail nor this post, is a reflection on the organisations mentioned.
What awesome word-play
Driving along coastal Goa, a Hrithik Roshan-billboard endorsing a clothing brand gets me thinking about how the Dhoom 2 actor will be dressed for our meeting at the Taj Aguada.Since he had only just arrived, I knew he would not be sun-kissed yet, but we all know he has been Ash-kissed.
This is stupendous.
I am going to resign my job, renounce my earthly stationery and fall at Udita Jhunjhunwala’s feet. For I’ve finally found a master(ess).
About
Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan is a copywriter, photographer and goofball from Chennai. He is also an archaeologist, historian and a city lover. He is currently a documentary film-maker and desk-monkey for a film production house.
Photos
Archives
Categories
Blogroll
Badges
RSS/XML-
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.5 License. -
