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Selective Amnesia Services Ltd.

Here are a few services and products that Selective Amnesia Inc. will eventually provide.

• Rebound Boyfriend services: My ego is vast, unbound and limitless. Whatever little dent it might suffer from being the second choice boyfriend will be negligible. Especially because I have enough experience in this field. I will console you, buy you copious amounts of coffee/ice cream and help heal your poor soul back to normal. In return, you will promise to read my blog and comment on 4-5 posts. That should in return patch up that above-mentioned dent.


• Chamchagiri services: I do best what others already do. I rarely lead. I follow trends. So, here’s how I make money of it. I will gladly be your chamcha. And I have the right pedigree too – according to a certain Eunuch Nilu, I am one of Nilu’s chamchas. You must agree that’s quite a certification. In return for my chamchagiri services, you will link to me as often as possible on your blog, and every once in a while, call me the expert on Copywriting and advertising.


• Ego Massager: As previously noted, I have a vast and unlimited ego. And I discovered why. Chandrachoodan is good for the ego. All kinds. So, for a small fee, I will make you feel immensely better about yourself. I will take you to heights of self-importance and self-esteem. Almost enough to give you vertigo. My celebrity clientele of A List Bloggers will vouch for my expertise in this area.


• Blogospheric Void Filler This product, from Selective Amnesia Labs, will identify upcoming voids in the desi and other blogospheres and aim to fill it. With winning concepts such as PutVote.com You think I am kidding, but I really mean it. BVF is the future of the ‘sphere.