Selective Amnesia

World domination by 3 foot Tamils

Apparently, the tams rule supreme in Viral Video town. That’s right folks. A few months back, we had Google Current telling us that a cousin of mine (from the Sankriti clan) was looking for some love on BharatMatrimony.com. We saw Prabhu Deva and Gayatri Jayaram doing the egyptian thingy, and we saw a lot many stuff. While some of you sat back and had a hearty laugh, I was busy taking notes. ‘Why?’ you might ask. Well, that little video (together with the statistic that 30% of searches for the word tamil came from New Jersey) told me that the Tams were going to take the world over.

How? By getting white skins and black skins and Yellow skins and Northie brown skins to roll on the floor, (and possibly crack their rib-cage) laughing at funny virals. Yes, dear slaves. Us tams know that the best way to world domination is to render you all defenceless by making you watch stupidly funny videos.

Here’s phase two of our, my, attack. Remember Athisaya Piravi? Remember Tavakkalai? (தவக்களை). Remember him doing Michael Jackson-ish routines? Well, that clip’s currently the 2nd most popular on Yahoo Current.

And if you thought I was only kidding about world domination, watch the end carefully. Notice Tavakkalai jumping on to one dude’s legs and slapping him crazy? Yes, that’s how we will achieve our goals.

[video link via Daniel Freed/Kingsley]