Selective Amnesia

The Dave Barry rip off

Today’s a Monday. That is to say, the first day of the week. Co-incidentally, Monday was also the first day of last-week. So, taking that as a sign, I thought of a good way to make the week interesting. I will, every Friday, that is to say, the fifth day of the week, (or 7th, if you are in the Arabian peninsular region) attempt something I call the Dave Barry Rip-Off-Project.
In this project, I shall try and fail to imitate Dave Barry’s style of writing. I shall try and succeed at making funny jokes and sarcastic remarks at everything around me. Except you, dear reader. I shall try to take things sitting down, except Low-flow toilets. In all, I shall set myself as high a standard as I can set. Especially because, I hope to get even Dave Barry to read me.