Selective Amnesia

Summer

You know it’s summer in Madras when

• The AC, positively freezing till a week ago, is now having a hard time catching up. Wheezing, panting, and peeing more water than ever before.
• The impulsive, on-the-spot decision to go for a cup of coffee needs to be analysed for about 1 hour, on the closest, and the coolest, place.