Selective Amnesia

So, what do you drive?

Mercedes-Benz S-Class
You are so obsessed with safety that you retire every evening inside a locker room. You get turned on by bank vaults. Your friends call you an air-bag behind your back while you wonder why office chairs don’t have seat belts.



Maybach
You are either a gutkha magnate with a seriously spoiled daughter or are attempting to split a Rs One Lakh Crore company into parts.

Funniest writing in main-stream journalism I’ve read in sometime.

[Found via DriveBlog]