Selective Amnesia

What’s my problem?

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ravagesosis
Cause:	monkey bite
Symptoms:	excessive 80s haircut, warts, mild Hitler moustache
Cure:	take three vitamin C tablets and come back in the morning
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

This, dear readers, is my problem.

I was hoping I could live another half a dozen years, without anybody knowing what my problem was. I was hoping for a quiet life, of solitude and reflection. Of peace.

Now, Ozg had to go and reveal it all. Oh woe!!

Posted by Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan on September 8th, 2004 | Filed in Humour |

2 Responses to “What’s my problem?”

Wings Says:
September 8th, 2004 at 2:33 am
Aww that’s ok.. a lot of people have 80’s haircuts. The vit C may actually help in lightening the warts, you know.
anonymous Says:
September 9th, 2004 at 2:09 am
Another one of those: “post it on the web page stuff”
I would have also got Anonymiosis or watever.