What’s my problem? « Selective Amnesia

8Sep/042

What’s my problem?

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ravagesosis
Cause:	monkey bite
Symptoms:	excessive 80s haircut, warts, mild Hitler moustache
Cure:	take three vitamin C tablets and come back in the morning
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

This, dear readers, is my problem.

I was hoping I could live another half a dozen years, without anybody knowing what my problem was. I was hoping for a quiet life, of solitude and reflection. Of peace.

Now, Ozg had to go and reveal it all. Oh woe!!

Posted by Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan

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Wings
September 8th, 2004 - 02:33

Aww that’s ok.. a lot of people have 80’s haircuts. The vit C may actually help in lightening the warts, you know.

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anonymous
September 9th, 2004 - 02:09

Another one of those: “post it on the web page stuff”
I would have also got Anonymiosis or watever.

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Chandrachoodan Gopalakrishnan is a copywriter, photographer and goofball from Chennai. He is also an archaeologist, historian and a city lover. He is currently a documentary film-maker and desk-monkey for a film production house.