Selective Amnesia

High Expectations

It was Prof. Smith’s first day at the St. Johns medical school.
Prof. Smith, a renowned teacher always began his classes with a question.

Today was no exception. “Well students, Said Prof. Smith. “before we start off with today’s lecture, let me ask a simple question on human anatomy…”
Pointing to Ms. Suzie, Prof. Smith asked, “Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?”

Needless to say, Suzie was embarrassed as hell. With a red face she answered, “Mr. Smith, you ought to be ashamed to ask such a question especially to a girl. I am sorry, but I can’t answer you”

Prof. Smith was a little taken aback. But he continued to look for the right answer. Spotting the out-stretched hand of Henry, Prof Smith asked him the same question. Henry answered: “pupil of a human eye”

The professor acknowledged Henry’s answer. Turning back to Suzie Prof Smith said, “Look, Suzie, I am sorry, but I must tell you a few things”

(1) You lack knowledge
(2) you have a dirty mind and
(3) Your Expectations are too high !(10 times….huh)